isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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