so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
this is an emotional support booty call
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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