nut hugger
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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