Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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