it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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