will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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