Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My vagina just clenched in fear
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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