But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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