My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
do nipples grow back?
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