good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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