If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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