You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
