with your own penis?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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