Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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