vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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