Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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