Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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