I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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