we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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