you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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