wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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