This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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