All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
God I need to hump something, right now.
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