all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
