I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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