Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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