I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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