Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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