i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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