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I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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