margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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