That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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