I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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