Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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