Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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