omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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