Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My vagina is officially offended.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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