and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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