I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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