Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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