Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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