On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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