I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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