Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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