I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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