She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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