Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My feet surprised me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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