I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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