i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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