Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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