I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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