I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im holly from the hills drunk
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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